Friday, February 27, 2009

Iran Issues Red Hot Statement

The Government of Iran has repeatedly attempted to work in cooperation with the US Government in regards to the hijacked Straat Malakka. Our peaceful attempts at teamwork have been flatly rejected by the Americans. We are well aware of American intelligence sources in the area and feel that the free dissemination of information is everyone's moral obligation to avoid a potential catastrophe. In Iran, we place high value on human life and regret the Americans do not hold such values. This unfortunate turn of events makes puts the safety of all concerned in peril. We pray to Allah for the return of our Iranian nationals.

Warning!

This is part of a foreign policy simulation for the Patterson School of Diplomacy and International Commerce. The events depicted are not actually happening.